Top six things I haven’t done since Tuesday:

1.  Asked anyone for money.

2.  Fast-forwarded through six hours of taped cable television to see if there are new ads on tv calling me names

3.  Eaten any food items in my car.

4.  Forgotten to feed the dog

5.  Failed to read the sports pages

6.  Been to a supermarket for any reason other than the purchase of food

Top six things I have done since Tuesday

1.  Played with my kids

2.  Driven my friend Jack Markell nuts already

3.  Drank some very suspicious tasting punch at a Return Day party.

4.  Gazed adoringly at my wife (this blog is PG rated)

5.  Walked the dog

6.  Fined another insurance company