Mismatched Clothing Alert
It reads like a bad reality tv show premise. Wife of Lieutenant Governor candidate realizes that she is far behind in continuing education hours for her physical therapy license, with deadline impending. Wife reminds candidate that she needs her license to work part-time, and that if she does not work, candidate will be foraging for nuts and berries to feed their children. Wife finds two-day continuing education marathon at remote location in middle of Pennsylvania. Wife leaves candidate to care for three-year-old twins for 36 hours, with several pages of written instructions and a short whispered prayer.
If you see us out on the campaign trail this weekend and the boys’ clothes don’t match, please understand and please don’t tell Mrs. Denn.